Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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