I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize
