Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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