you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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