How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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