some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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