Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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