i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You've changed since you got that strap on
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