think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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