rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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