just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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