how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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