She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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