people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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