I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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