Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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