Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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