Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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