I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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