I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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