forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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