You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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