I can tuck mytits in my pants
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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