this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Randomize
