I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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