lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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