Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
