Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she pinky promised me she was 18
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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