how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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