super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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