I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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