I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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