I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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