He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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