So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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