I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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