Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
