OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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