bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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