It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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