No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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