Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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