i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
