carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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