Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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