So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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