Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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