there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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