Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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