You're my little dorito
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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