Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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