this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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